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Music Meme stolen from
zimena
Step 1: Put your (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike-out the songs when someone guesses the song and artist correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
nostalgicTitle: White Pills
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Yoann Gourcuff/ Ulrich Ramé
Warning: Non-con, character abuse
Disclaimer: Not real
Stumbled across this today...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXwbQTf2
I'm probably so far behind every one else in seeing this super hawt commercial but -
is it just me or does one of the models look exceptionally like Yoann Gourcuff?
A general question for anyone who might want to reply:
What's the number one fic you want to see written, or want to write but haven't quite got to it?
pairing, rating, scenario?
More than anything right now I want to see Zidane/Gourcuff ... anyone feel like writing it?
curiousTitle: Substitute
Archive: Beautiful games
Pairing: Paolo Maldini/Alessandro Nesta mentions of Maldini/Pirlo
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Situations presented are to the best of my knowledge untrue.
Summary: Contains ‘bastard Maldini’.
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Quiet
Archive: Beautiful games
Pairing: Paolo Maldini, Andrea Pirlo
Rating: M ? R?
Disclaimer: This fiction makes no claim to real situations involving aforementioned players.
Summary: There are some things you don’t question.
Could be stand alone, fits in with other M/P fics somewhere.
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Barriera Beach
Rating: G
Pairing: Alessandro Nesta/Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Disclaimer: Written as lies.
Archive: Beautiful games - if wanted.
Disclaimer2: Ibrahimovic might be a tad out of character...
Summary: Really short. Not even sure what this is...consider it backstory?
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Head
Pairing: Andrea Pirlo/Paolo Maldini
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Situations expressed in no way represent reality or the orientations/opinions of the players mentioned.
Archive: Beautiful games
Can stand alone but goes with others somehow
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Deception/ Illusione
Pairing: Paolo Maldini/Andrea Pirlo
Rating: ? R
Disclaimer: None of the situations set down in this piece bear resemblance to reality or claim truth regarding the sexual orientations of the players involved.
Archive: Beautiful Games
Summary: Not really a stand-alone but there’s not much more to go with…
Some of the backstory is alluded to in the text – pretty much Andrea is deluding himself about what he wants/what Maldini is to him.
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Home
Archive: Footballslash11
Pairing: Andrea Pirlo/Other
Disclaimer: Slash not indicative of reality
Rating: G
Author: withhook
Note: Line borrowed from Snow Patrol’s ‘Set the Fire to the Third Bar’
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I'm posting the links to all of the Maldini/Pirlo fics so far - there's a lot of issues with continuity becasue I haven't finished piecing them all together and they up to years apart in the larger scheme of things. Nevertheless I hope they are enjoyed - personally I can't get over how much I love the pairing - can you tell?
Thanks for the feedback :)
Title: Whatever You Say
Rating: R - I think
Pairing: Andrea Pirlo/Paolo Maldini
Disclaimer: This story is complete fiction...I've even tampered with player history, most-probably character and just about everything else so...honest fiction, honest LIES - Also - sorry if this offends anyone at all
Archive: I...don't know what this means... ...beautiful games?
Summary: Pirlo is still relatively new to Milan, he's a little resistant to authority. Captain Maldini requires his presence for a 'little chat'.
Pirlo POV
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Captain’s Sacrifice
Pairing: Maldini/?, Maldini/Pirlo Hints of Maldini/Pirlo/Nesta
Rating: R ?
Archive: Beautiful Games
Disclaimer: All completely fictitious…
Warning: non-con (kind of?) - OOC-ness
Summary: Lessons learnt…Jesus I suck at summaries… Loosely linked to other fics I’ve done but only so much as characters, plot (or lack of) etc – not in order – probably ridiculous, because well…is part of something larger and wholly not formed yet...
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Lovers
Rating: pg
Pairing: Paolo Maldini/Andrea Pirlo
Disclaimer: The players, the game, the club, and the conveyed sexual orientation are awesome! None of them belong to me, and it is probable that none of it is true.
Archive: Beautiful Games
Summary: Comes a bit later in my master fic plan...Not sure what to say about it but...I wonder what you'll make of it...
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Title: Company
Pairing: Paolo Maldini/Andrea Pirlo
Rating: R
Disclaimer: (in rhyme)
If I owned the players would it not be true –
That I’d coerce them into acting this out for you?
Unfortunately I don’t and until I do (– which trust me you’ll know about –)
please refrain and please don’t sue.
Disclaimer2: (which doesn’t rhyme)
- not intended to offend or propose any resemblance to actuality.
Archive: beautiful games
Summary: It fits in with the other pieces somewhere… somewhere before ‘lovers’ – after the other two.
Maldini’s POV
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Title: Five scents Paolo associates with Andrea
Rating: PG
Archive: beautiful games
Summary: Five scents Paolo associates with Andrea.
Disclaimer: work of fiction.
Pairing: Andrea Pirlo/Paolo Maldini
http://community.livejournal.com/footbal
Gila/Nesta
Title: Can’t Stop Thinking
Pairing: Alberto Gilardino/Alessandro Nesta – although not necessarily
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Untrue with a capital ‘Don’t Sue Me’.
Summary: Umm…you’re not going to believe this – WIP/spin-off/aside story of the other story involving Maldini and Pirlo which incidentally is a WIP as well…
I’m not really pleased with this but I wanted to post it to get an idea of what you thought? Let me know if you want,
| 01. | Tactics | ||||||
| 02. | Home. | 03. | Halves. | 04. | National team | 05. | Grass |
| 06. | Appearances | 07. | Opinions | 08. | Lovers | 09. | Teammates |
| 10. | Wins | 11. | Losses |